Killing is easier than it looks

Killing tension. Not people and animals and shit coz that, for me, would be impossible.

Y'know when you can feel tension. It's never nice.

Like when you and only one other person are in a lift(elevator) together.

It's a kind of tension. On that note, man who farted in the lift when I was the only other person in it, eh don't act like yo did nothing! I smelled it. I think everyone did.

Anyway tension. So work is pretty tense. Jobs aren't secure. Management are conflicting workers are conflicting. Everyone is. No one can afford to lose their job.

So to break tension what better thing to do than sing and dance around like fools.

I say fools as no one can sing or dance in my work(apart from me but thet goes with out saying HA)

And what were we singing? Everything. It was like we walked onto the set of a musical.

Where did you leave the stuff? Over there, thats where I put it. It's just over there.

Kinda like that Garfield theme tune you knom this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvZG1jplIhA

Love it.

Also I bought a muppet in New York.

yeah a muppet. His name is Hoover. Why is his name Hoover? Coz it's the first name I found in the Phone book.

I think that's how I'll name my kids too.

So here he is in full glory.

I give you HOOVER